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Bakahashi

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: United Kingdom

I'm Bakahashi. I used to run a flash crew here about 4 years ago, but due to childish rivalry and bad marketing we never got anywhere. These days I'm just a regular nice guy, interested in Asian culture.

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3/22/08

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BBS Posts: 13 (0.05 per day)
Flash Reviews: 17
Music Reviews: 8
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Score: 1
WeRBopBop #8

"Absoloute Crap"

submission: WeRBopBop #8
date: April 15, 2008

Complete and utter crap in every sense of the word. Usually I don't act so insulting in reviews but I want to stress how much I hate this movie. The sheer ignorance and racist content prove to me that the only thing Tom seems to care about is making Newgrounds a topic for discussion.

This movie insults so many people at once It's incredible. Tibetans, Chinese, you name it. And the needless slaughter of Tibetan monks was so tasteless and stupid, I almost wanted to exit the flash movie. but much like any Train wreck, you can't take your eyes off of it.

The racial ignorance depicted in this flash movie is a shining example of just how tasteless most animation has become. Sacrificing integrity for views. I showed this to a Korean, a Taiwanese and a Chinese person, all of them like myself agreed that it was a very insulting and a racially ignorant movie.

But politics aside, let's focus on the flash here for a moment. First of all, the initiating preloader prevented me from doing anything while the movie was loading, please do not have crappy Background Music in the preloader next time. It is very inconvenient. Secondly, the voice acting was typical, that princess who was shouting at the beginning was very annoying. And it wasn't funny at all, just crap tasteless nonsense.

Next time may I suggest using your artistic talents on something funny and not so offensive to just about everyone imaginable next time. Something that isn't going to offend millions of people just for the sake of view counts and controversy.

All in all a very shameless movie, you can do better. A lot better.

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Score: 9
Double Dragon X

"Brilliant"

submission: Double Dragon X
date: April 6, 2008

That was superb. The combat was very slick and the animation was beautifully drawn and also very fluid. I loved the part where they were jumping over the wall, that looked great. My only suggestion to you is that next time you don't use a soundtrack as established as Halo, it doesn't fit quite well with the movie. Other than that, absolutely solid.

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Score: 6
Create your NG tank

"Not terrible."

date: April 6, 2008

It was okay, but it needs so, so much more. If you took a little more time on it and included more customisation for the tank, it would have been great. Still, It's an original idea (I think) so I give it a 6. Those rainbow coloured tank tracks are hilarious :D

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Score: 10
CCR

"I scored..."

submission: CCR
date: April 6, 2008

182 on hard mode. Yay!

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Score: 6
Madness: Deus Ex Machina

"Good but..."

date: April 6, 2008

This movie is excellent and I can tell that. But the fact I can't change the quality settings to high make the graphics less than pleasing. Why did you disable the ability to change quality? That being said, it is a great animation, but the quality bugs me and takes away from the action... It made it hard to enjoy because I was trying to find a way to boost the quality settings.

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Score: 10
Fistful of Madness

"Nice"

submission: Fistful of Madness
date: April 6, 2008

Great Madness movie. I love how you managed to put Madness into a wild West setting so flawlessly. It was like watching a good Wild West film, only with more madness and awesome. My suggestion for you would be to make more! Excellent stuff. I really enjoyed it.

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Score: 8
Metal Gear Domestic

"Hilarious"

date: April 6, 2008

That was so hilarious. From the moment they started talking for the second time I was just giggling the whole way through. So true too, a great parody of Raiden's mission. My only suggestion would be that next time the female voice actor pronounces her words more clearly, sometimes I couldn't make out what she was saying because she was mumbling. Other than that, top notch!

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Score: 9
Heavy&Medic:HappyTogether

"Ha ha!"

date: April 6, 2008

I laugh because it is so true! I actually play as a sniper myself so much like you I love it when I manage to kill a Medic-Heavy combo. It brings happy feelings inside of me. Great animation, great audio and hilarious to boot. Make more if you like, I'll definitely be sure to watch :D

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Score: 9
Happiness Apotheosis

"Awww ^_^v"

date: April 6, 2008

Almost brought a tear to my eye. Such a... *sniff* Awesome movie. Put a really good spin on the Madness series, that's for sure. That stupid Sheriff should never have rejected the teddy bear... I urge you to make more fine sir! More happiness! More gifts! And more love!

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Score: 10
Madness Manufactory

"Excellent"

date: April 6, 2008

Krinkels has a mad contender lol, no pun intended. You really have a good idea of what it takes to make an action packed epic adventure movie. That's no lie. I don't want to spoil it for anyone but the Jesus scene was amazing. Definitely something I am not going to forget for a while. And I loved the bitter-sweet ending. I kind of knew what he was going to do when he saw that puddle of water. Really gave an epic feel to the whole movie. Easily as good as the original Madness movies, if not better and then some! I'm adding you to my favourite authors, and I hope to see much more to come!

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